Overheard on my cell

"David, you've been messing with colors, right? Doing it freestyle... mixing them together to get other colors?."
"Um, yeah. Have you been reading my blog?"
"Sure. Hey, do they make a skin color?"
"Yep, and you can mix to try and match your skin tone."
"So, do you think you could add some red ink, and give my left arm a farmer's tan?"

"Wow."